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Michael Scott
Regional Manager
BASE
SIGNING
TARGET BONUS
OPTIONS
OWNERSHIP
0.112%
STRIKE PRICE
FMV as of the last 409A valuation. This may change by the time you join.
$3.00
LAST PREFERRED PRICE
$5.00
VESTING
4 years, 1 year cliff
COMPARABLES
| Company | Market Cap |
|---|---|
| Staples | $6.7B |
| OfficeMax | $1.8B |
| Prince Family Paper | $210M |
| Michael Scott Paper | $1.1M |
PRESS
"Relationships are built on trust — and sometimes on paper. Dunder Mifflin has both."
—Oprah
"Everyone's talking about AI, but honestly… paper still matters. Respect to Dunder Mifflin for keeping it real."
—Elon Musk
EXIT SCENARIOS
| Valuation | Dilution* | Exit |
|---|---|---|
$100B | 60% | $44.8M |
$75B | 50% | $42M |
$50B | 40% | $33.6M |
$25B | 30% | $19.6M |
$10B | 20% | $8.96M |
| Pick your own | ||
| $882K | ||
| $179.45/share | ||
| * Dilution percentages are estimates and may vary significantly with future financings. | ||
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